So your husband is a gigantic douche. Everyone knows someone like that. A man who cheats you, beats you and treats you like shit. This can be frustrating as it gets, and there is really only one solution to the problem – hire a hitman.
That makes perfect sense. Have them bumped off. Pay thousands of dollars to some person to just break into their home and kill them.
Or how about that douche at work that is always getting promoted ahead of you, and the only reason he does is his lips have touched more butts than a toilet seat. Hire a hitman and have that guy killed as well. Come on, it’s the perfect solution.
You just don’t look in the yellow pages for a guy to kill your boss, neighbor or romantic rival. And if you did find one what is to stop them from taking your money and turning on you? Nothing. Now it sounds like a really stupid idea.
This isn’t the only stupid idea out there. There are a lot related to revenge that people think are good ideas. Slashing someone’s tires, keying their car, or putting sugar in someone’s gas tank are all ideas for the truly simple minded. Yes, they are less lethal, but still downright stupid.
Here’s a really stupid idea for you. This woman was mad that this other couple bought the house that she wanted to buy. They didn’t even know her. They just got the bid in that the owner liked best. The woman was such a douche that she got “even” with them by posting ads on Craigslist telling men that she was the owner of the house and that she wanted to be raped. She encouraged men to break in and rape her while she was sleeping. Of course, she was not the owner, and wanted to see this poor woman that did not even know her get raped.
You may say that is truly stupid but to go and hire a hitman is just as dumb. You aren’t James Bond or a member of the CIA, so you don’t need to be bumping people off to save the world from evil forces. So what about the kiss butt guy at work? Let it go. If he wants brown lips for the rest of his life, more power to him.
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